Very recently, I had cause to dabble in the world of online dating sites. ‘For a friend’, you understand!
What I found in this world both surprised and shocked me. I wasn’t shocked in a ‘too many nutjobs’ kind of way, but in a ‘do people really put that?’ kind of way.
Here’s what I mean.
When you go onto the site, you’re asked for some basic info for your profile. You want your profile to look good, right? You’re there, after all, to attract people.
After the username, photo, age, height, weight, hair colour, eye colour, gender (in case the photo isn’t a giveaway) and ‘interested in’ part, you’re asked two open-ended questions. To write a bit about yourself and to write a bit about what you’re looking for.
My profile (ahem… I mean ‘my friend’s profile’) was going to be easy. I’ve known me my whole life, so a few words shouldn’t be a problem. I rattled off a quick and quirky opener. I kept it light. I showed a bit of personality.
In the next step, you’re able to see other people’s profiles. And here’s where the surprise and shock kicked in.
Number one, I was surprised by how open and genuine so many of them were. (And hot – yes, really!) Shame on me for having such a stereotype of what people in the online dating world were like.
So I was off to a good start. People were normal. I like normal.
Number two, I was shock at the complete and utter waste of time of profiles that start like this:
I’m not entirely sure what to say here.
I guess I’d describe myself as driven?
Not a massive fan of self-promotion.
…and (my favourite)…
Tell you later.
Why are you on this thing, dude?!
This whole escapade set me off thinking about the power of our words and using them to get what we really want.
Would you honestly approach Mr Tell You Later? What is he saying there? And what is he not saying? ‘I’m too lazy to even fill out a few sentences as a profile’? ‘I like to be intriguing and mysterious.’ ‘I’m so arrogant I’ll let my photo speak for itself.’ ‘You can come to me.’ ‘I’m more than a profile on a screen and better in person.’
Who knew saying so little could say so much?
Likewise, Mr I Guess I’d Describe Myself As Driven? could be all sorts of misunderstood. Maybe people don’t analyse as much as I do, but the linguistic analysis degree had to come in useful sometime! To me, this guy is saying, ‘I’d like to be driven but I haven’t actually achieved much…’ ‘…don’t have the confidence…’ ‘…don’t want you to think I’m up myself…’
The question mark was the real kicker. I was left thinking he wanted me to tell him if he was driven or not.
Poor confused lamb.
By the time I’d browsed a few of these profiles, the last thing I was going to do was contact anyone. I was far too amused and halfway through planning my next blog post!
Lessons learnt from poor promo
This is what I learnt about writing self-promoting copy:
1 Promote yourself properly if that’s what you’re being asked to do
Call me old-fashioned, but self-promotion should, ah, self-promote. There’s a start.
2 Be succinct
We don’t want to read your stream of consciousness and self-doubt. Unless it’s funny, deliberate and part of the persona. Even so, a precise description is easier for your readers to get a handle on.
3 Be yourself
But not at the expense of the self-promotion part. I swear, one guy’s second sentence read ‘I play online games a lot on my laptop’ . Dude, rein it in a little! Or you’ll be playing online games on your laptop for the rest of your days.
Yes, we all want to be ‘authentic’ and ‘real’. But I’m thinking the guy with the fart jokes probably ain’t getting a date any time soon. As a personal brand, the temptation is to put it all out there, but there are still some topics your audience might consider off-limits. Even personal brands have to define what professional means for them.
5 Don’t ask, tell
Your audience wants to get to know you and you are the best person to tell them who you are. If you’re seeking something from your audience – feedback, help defining an offering, clarity – ask them elsewhere, not in your sales piece.
6 Be specific
Don’t leave questions unanswered for your readers to fill in the gaps, especially where the answer is not obvious. Example: you can use a rhetorical question when it’s clear what you’re driving at. When it’s not, your audience will be left confused. They don’t know how awesome you are yet. You have to specify!
Putting these steps to use when writing my online dating profile came as second nature. And I’m relieved to say they seem to be sound principles!
One guy even described my writing as ‘refreshing’. I took that to be a good thing. Watch this space…